just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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