i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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