Who wears a wallet chain?!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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