imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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