wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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