do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
