are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
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You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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