Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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