i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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