I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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