I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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