he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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