would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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Do I have a choice?
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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