Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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