I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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