My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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