You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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