So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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