Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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