your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
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Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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