i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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