operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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