worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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