The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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