wanna go halves on a baby?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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