How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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