Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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