yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.