Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?