let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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