North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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