As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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