WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
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I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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