She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Randomize
