think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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