One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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