Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
not ubering you a puppy
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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