just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize
