She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
operation have a gay friend backfired
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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