Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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