Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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