oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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