If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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