Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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