Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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