It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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