i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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