I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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