Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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