So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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