I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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