Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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