How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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