Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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